Kudos to the HWC Student Government Association for the delicious scheduling irony of sponsoring both the Chocolate Party and the Health Fair on the same day. The ELL Chocolate Party packed a lot of students, faculty and staff into 203, pumped up loud music, and stuffed everybody with chocolate. It was, as you may imagine, a dangerous mix. I had the good sense to stumble out of the party before going into a sugar coma. Unfortunately, the good people at the health fair/ blood donation drive informed me that my blood sugar levels made me ineligible as a donor.